Ever find yourself getting annoyed by the heat damage or water marks your cups and mugs leave on your furniture? Worry no longer, Shop Erazor Bits has an incredible set of poker coasters that’ll save your table (especially if it’s your green velvet poker table) while keeping you and the room laughing with a range of funny poker puns. Trust us; we’ve been making poker merchandise for almost thirty years. Each of our coaster sets is sourced from premium stonemasons (whether you choose slate or tumbled marble), so you can bet they’re made to stand the test of time. We also apply our high-definition decals by hand (all printed right here in the USA) so you can be sure you’re getting a quality coaster with a print that’s built to last.
It’s why these coasters make such unique and fun gifts for moms and dads, brothers and sisters, friends and coworkers - anyone that loves the thrill of sitting at the baize - whether in casinos, online, or at home - and trying their luck with a few hands to see if lady luck is on their side. We can’t promise anything, but we reckon you can sweeten the odds in your favor with these poker coasters. Take, for instance ourHello Ladies slate coasters. This graphic features a cute little squirrel in a pair of shades sitting on his nuts (playing a winning hand) with a pair of queens.
If you’re looking for a better distraction, you’ll love Know When to Hold ‘Em coaster set in tumbled marble. This will have the room looking down at the coasters and not what’s in their hand, leaving you to clean house. If poker is genuinely a game of strategy to you, why not switch up the odds in your favor? Remember those wise words: don’t hate the player, hate the game.